The final attempt
I made plans to go on a first date with a girl I had been chatting with for a while. I was excited to meet her in person and was hoping for the best, so I made sure to spray myself down with sex chemicals. And lo and behold, the date went great! We had a really fun time. I wasn't sweating bullets. I was reasonably charming. And she even texted me right after I dropped her off to let me know how much fun she had. Whether this was due to the pheromones or my innate charm and ruggedly handsome appearance I’m not sure; but I was certainly feeling good.
A few days later, I had plans to meet some buddies for a couple of beers. I was getting ready to head out when the same girl hit me up asking what my plan was for the evening. I invited her along and she accepted -- so I threw on some Eye of Love. She came out and we had ourselves another solid evening. When it was all said and done, I politely invited her over to my place. She accepted. I’ll end the story there, but let's mark that night as another success.
Over the next couple of days, I went out wearing pheromones a few more times. I went to a club and had a team of girls dancing all over me the entire night... probably because they thought I was some big shot in the VIP section and wanted some of my booze. (Reality? My friends were DJing so I got hooked up as a guest.) Two nights later I attended a house party and noticed significantly more attention from the females than usual. My cold streak had turned red-hot.
Still, it's hard to rule out the placebo effect. Maybe the magical pheromone potion gave me a confidence boost women responded to. Maybe the stuff just smelled good -- and girls love a guy that smells good, right? Maybe it was sheer luck and coincidence, or perhaps I’m actually a really handsome and entertaining guy? Or, maybe this spray bottle full of science was actually changing the way people felt about me. I don’t know what the answer is, but I can promise you I'll continue wearing those ectohormones until the bottle runs dry... just in case.
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Tyler Lemco is a hunk from Montreal, Canada. He likes burgers, basketball, cheeseburgers, music, and bacon cheeseburgers. Feel free to flirt with him on Twitter, Instagram, or any other social media @tlemco.